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Real Stories for Real People

Very Superstitious January 9, 2016

May 2, 2016 By Martha Frankel

Very Superstitious…
at the Kleinert/James Center for the Arts
doors open 7:30pm
show 8:00pm

Storytellers

Nicole Quinn
Shannon Flynn
Quentin Rauschenbusch
Dakota Lane

Ava Ratcliff
Danielle Bonesteel
Suzan Fiona Saxman
Bobby Tisdale

with stories by
Martha Frankel + Kris Garnier

Judges

Jane Traum
Richard Husted
Chris Wells

StorySlams.Com + Woodstock Writers Festival has a new App!

We’re taking it for a spin on January 9th. For the first time ever, our audience will have an opportunity to vote too. But to vote, you’ve gotta get the App!
If you haven’t downloaded it yet, you can still do it in time to vote!

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To get the Yapp App, follow these simple steps:

  1. Download Yapp at the App Store for iPhones/iPads or Google Play for Android.
  2. Next, use this link to get the Woodstock Writers Festival Yapp: http://my.yapp.us/WDSTKWRITES.

Come cheer on Ava Ratcliff, Quentin Rauschenbusch, Suzan Saxman, Bobby Tisdale, Danielle Bonesteel, Shannon Flynn, Dakota Lane, and Nicole Quinn and then vote for your favorite storyteller. You have to get the App to play!

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Bite My Tongue!

October 12, 2015 By Martha Frankel

BITE MY TONGUE

September 12, 2015 at Bearsville Theater

The trailer…

the hosts
martha frankel

MARTHA FRANKEL

Despite what people think, Martha Frankel has been biting her tongue for years. One can only imagine…
Headshot of Martha Frankel by Franco Vogt

kris garnier

KRIS GARNIER

Kris Garnier is proficient in tying, twisting and biting her tongue.
Headshot of Kris Garnier by Ilene Cutler

the storytellers
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ORLI AUSLANDER

After her strict Middle-Eastern father forbade her to act, dance, or sing publicly, Orli Auslander turned to drawing because pencils were one of the few things that couldn’t be outlawed. At 17 she fled her home in England for New York City. Auslander built a business as a milliner, making hats for Hollywood movies and clients including Bruce Springsteen and Cynthia Rowley. Needing a change she became a Radio Personality on WLIR, New York. In 2002 Auslander returned to her first loves: drawing, sculpting, and painting.

Auslander created her first graphic novel Vagina Money. Her work has been shown at numerous galleries and most recently has appeared on the series Happyish for Showtime Television.

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ZAK CAREY

Born and raised on a commune in Woodstock, Zak was so proficient at crawling, that he didn’t bother trying to walk until he was nearly two years old. He has worked as a bicycle messenger in New York City, an actor on stage and television, a carpenter, furniture-maker, ski instructor, life insurance salesman, teacher, producer, editor, artist, and farmer, among other jobs. Zak built his own house and holds degrees from SUNY Purchase and the College of Saint Rose. His two daughters are the passions that drive him. Writing is therapy for Zak and he hopes to publish a memoir of his experiences growing up in Woodstock in the 1970’s and 80’s.

richard husted

RICHARD HUSTED

Richard Husted wakes up every morning and says to himself, “I never had it so good; I don’t know how lucky I am,” although on some mornings it takes a little more to convince him.  He knows that none of us are getting out of this alive, so he decided to hang around for as long as he can to observe this terrific human parade. He worked as a union ironworker for thirty-six years, is an antique dealer, and has been a Woodstock town justice for eighteen years.

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CC LOVEHEART

CC juggles her varied passions:  acting, writing, mothering, grandmothering, wifing, gardening, cooking, ministering, and community activism. And, she absolutely insists on wearing matching socks.

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STEVE MARSESSA

Steve Marsessa has spent the past 21 years impersonating the God Shiva, alternating between a mild Lasya and a terrible Tandava. On one hand Steve functions as a medical MRI/CT Technologist creating diagnostic images that lead to better health. On the other, he owns and operates a professional pest control service, destroying worlds of insect life beneath his boot heel as he dances thru the cosmos.

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LISA SHERIDAN

For over thirty years, Lisa Sheridan has been dressing the asses of the masses as a clothing designer.  She has also been spinning yarns and weaving tales in her spare time, but for an infinitely more private following.   StorySlams  will be her unveiling as a writer/storyteller, bringing her out of the atelier and onto the stage (and page).  Lisa lives in New York City with her 15 year old son Kashmir.

marko-tomassetti

MARKO TOMASSETTI

Marko Tomassetti doesn’t really want to tell a story, he’s just doing it so people can pay him compliments. Even if most of them are lies, he doesn’t care, he loves the attention.

Hairdresser by trade, therapist by accident, and insane by situations.

the judges
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GEORGE HOLZ

When he isn’t wrangling sheep on his farm or a catching trout on the Esopus Creek, George Holz is taking photographs of a virtual who’s who in the entertainment Industry. Holz has photographed the likes of Madonna, Jack Nicholson, and Angelina Jolie to name a few. The Grammy award winning photographer just published his new monograph: HOLZ HOLLYWOOD: 30 YEARS OF PORTRAITS. Besides shooting famous people, Holz’s passion is photographing the nude in the landscape of his beloved Catskill Mountains.

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HESTER MUNDIS

Hester Mundis, a TV comedy writer, performer, and former book editor, was the head writer for The Joan Rivers Showand a four time Emmy nominee. She is the author of numerous works of fiction and nonfiction, the mother of two genius sons, and lives in the Hudson Valley with her husband of thirty-three years, WDST radio personality RonVanWarmer, and a Wheaten Terrier named Gulliver.

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STEFANIE SCHACHTER

Daughter of Ellen Moss and the Israeli born Joshua, Stefanie Schachter is the second generation chef and owner of his namesake restaurant, Joshua’s. Since taking over the restaurant at age 21, she has overcome addiction and beaten the economy to create a space where anyone can enjoy a fresh meal, made with lots of love, and really feel at home.

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HARVEY SORGEN

AND

THE STORYSLAMS SINGERS

<a href=”http://harveysorgen.com/” target=”_blank”>Harvey Sorgen’s</a> vast and diverse career as a drummer/percussionist has led to surrounding himself with a wide reaching “breadth” of artists who all have an individual sound. His orchestral concept on and off the instrument has distinguished him as one of the truly unique voices of our time, of course dependent on whom will even allow him to sing!

From Hot Tuna and Paul Simon, to Anthony Braxton and Herb Robertson, Sorgen’s travels are consistently inspired by the local cuisine. Let it be said that there is nothing more that lends itself to a good performance than “I’ll have the Specialty of the Region, Please”. “Eat More Art” is a credo worth living…

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Featuring Desirée O’Clair, Chris Andersen, Babs Mansfield + Kris Garnier.

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I Believe In The Power Of…

May 10, 2015 By Martha Frankel

THE STORYTELLERS

I Believe In The Power Of…

May 9, 2015 – Bearsville Theater

Winners:

1st Place: Barbara Mansfield
2nd Place: Deb Weir

I believe in the power of

the hosts

 

martha frankelMartha Frankel believes in the power of humor. That is her church and her god. She hopes to die laughing.

Headshot of Martha Frankel by Franco Vogt

 


 

kris garnierKris Garnier believes in the power of crossing her fingers, making wishes and feeling completely hopeful about the possibilities of each new day!

Headshot of Kris Garnier by Ilene Cutler

 


 

the storytellers

rachel-baileyRachel Bailey is a transplant from NYC who’s lived in the Hudson Valley for nine, occasionally long years. Since moving up here, she’s worked in retail and customer service, till it drove her crazy. Now, perpetuating that crazy, she’s a full-time writer. She’s been published in Words 57; The Finger; The Stonesthrow Review; the 2014 Writing.com Anthology; Yahoo!Voices; Amative Magazine, and she’s had two short plays—The Big Opening and Messenger – performed for stage and screen, respectively.

 


 

seth-branitzSeth Davis Branitz no longer drops out, cheats on, bakes bagels or self-abuses. He now divides his time between raising sons, feeding people and reiterating odd experiences thru short stories and song (as Seth Davis, he releases his fourth record in 2015). Raised in a Queens housing project he now does the best he can in the Hudson Valley.

 


 

kevin busoKevin Buso is a Hudson Valley native. He is a photographer, a lover, a fighter, a painter, a sandwich enthusiast, a mediocre drummer, and an area rug. He loves sandwiches. When he went to Ireland to kiss the Blarney Stone, he kissed the wrong rock. According to him, this one time, he was almost Pope. He is available for parties. He just wants everyone to be happy and to check out his website at KevinBuso.com.

 


 

melissa-eppardMelissa Eppard wanted to grow up to be a fire fighter, a chef or a forest ranger. Her love of unicorns led her to pursue Graphic and Fine Arts. After years spent working in holistic education & alternative healthcare, Melissa found herself diagnosed with breast cancer at the age of 36. She wrote about her experiences all through that harrowing year, and continues do so at melissashealinghope.com. Melissa lives with her musician husband and 4 year old son in Woodstock and enjoys composing poetry while driving. She is currently pursuing her goal to become a Life Coach.

 


 

freya foxFreya Fox grew up in the jungles of Papua New Guinea & on the beaches of Fiji. She moved to Australia in her teens & once finished with school continued to travel the world in search of inspiration & experience. If stranded on an island she would not be able to live without a copy of Siddartha, a machete for opening coconuts & hemp lip balm. She enjoys long walks amongst these most excellent trees & eating, in general.

 


 

lissa harrisLissa Harris is the founder and publisher of the Watershed Post. She lives in the Catskill mountains with her wife, daughter, and two pretentiously named cats. When not busy trying to figure out how to keep local news alive, she can often be found swordfighting, singing morbid shape note hymns, and becoming overly attached to fictional robots.

 


 

barbara mansfieldBarbara Mansfield is writing a middle grade mystery/recipe book with photos by husband Phil Mansfield, a lifestyle photographer (Bloomsbury, Wiley). She once ran a mom and pop café, and has recently been testing recipes for cookbooks. Barbara just completed Grumpy Fish Aid: Comfort Tips from Kids With Cancer, a self-help book distributed through top oncology centers in four states.

 


 

matthew-rudikoffMatthew Rudikoff believes “Arbeit macht frei” (Work Makes You Free). Since childhood Matt’s work has included: selling sinkers to fishermen on Far Rockaway’s beach, soda-jerk at Moe’s Candy Store, Charley’s Grocery’s delivery boy, LI Press delivery boy, Woodmere Club golf caddie, Silver Point Beach Club cabana boy, college sports equipment manager, cafeteria pot scrubber/floor mopper, par excellence, planning intern in riot torn Newark, NJ, NYC urban planner, environmental consultant, grants writer, real estate developer and most recently, editr.

 


 

deb weirDeb Weir has worked as a mortgage broker, executive secretary, trainer for the military, and addictions therapist. She also owned and operated Flirty Girl Cupcakes, all of which means she’s either versatile or has attention deficit. She is presently working on her writing. She lives in Boiceville, New York with her Jack Russell Terrier and her extremely tolerant husband, Peter.

 


 

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Photo credit: Jeff Notti

pete levinPete Levin, Keyboardist Extraordinaire

 


 

shuniyaGongs by Hari Prakaash & Theresa Widmann of Shuniya

 


 

the judges

sari-bottonSari Botton believes in the power of sharing TMI. Which makes sense, considering her position as Editorial Director of TMI Project, a non-profit that offers true storytelling workshops. She’s a writer with columns on The Rumpus and Longreads, whose work has appeared in the NY Times and elsewhere. She edited the award-winning anthology Goodbye to All That: Writers on Loving & Leaving NY, and the NY Times Bestselling anthology Never Can Say Goodbye: Writers on Their Unshakable Love For NY.

 


 

marko-tomassettiMarko Tomassetti is a lot of things, some of them nice, and others are not so much. He believes he is special not only because his mother told him so, but because he is a unicorn disguised as a man. His hobbies include, but are not limited to, judging people. You could also find him burning hair in NYC. Marko resides in Woodstock, with his husband Brandon and their adorable son, Kameron.

 


 

franco-vogtFranco Vogt: After graduating top of my class at The Astronaut and Big Rig Training night school, I decided that being a “rocketman”, as we called ourselves, was just not thrilling enough. So I interned on the Rodeo Clown circuit, which still wasn’t really me, although it has left me tragically with one operational testicle. But no worries, it’s a good one. Oh right, and my Dad gave me a camera and I have been taking pictures ever since……I know, it sounds so cliché. But it’s not.

 


 

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Every Summer Has A Story

March 17, 2015 By Martha Frankel

THE STORYTELLERS

Every Summer Has A Story

January 9, 2015 – Utopia Soundstage

From lazy days at the pool to scary stories around the campfire, summer evokes memories that cannot be recreated in any other season.

Our storytellers will make you remember that first kiss, that first pina colada, that first trip to the ER because you fell asleep in the sun at the beach in Miami because Joey G promised to wake you when he got back but he lied and went for a ride with Paula K… you know, stories like that!

Our next storyslams.com— Every Summer Has A Story
And like the best things in life, storyslams.com is a contest!

The winner will receive a Woodstock Writers Festival bag, chock-a-block with all kinds of groovy things: books, food, chocolate, gift certificates, and who knows what else! Plus the winner is guaranteed a spot at the Woodstock Writers Festival Story Slam on March 19, 2015.

Wine, cookies, water and good vibes will be served, on the house.

Join us on Friday, January 9, 2015 at Utopia Soundstage in Bearsville NY at 7:30PM.

the hosts

martha frankelMartha Frankel pictures herself as a girl of summer. Even in winter. Especially in winter.

Headshot of Martha Frankel by Franco Vogt


kris garnierKris Garnier Summertime…. hmmm….Lyme inducing ticks, suffocating humidity, itchy mosquito bites, and sweating profusely… Ugh! I think the best thing about summer is being inside, lounging on the couch, the AC on high, with a stack of page turners!​

Headshot of Kris Garnier by Ilene Cutler


the storytellers

diana-freidPuppy princess, bluebird queen, named after the Goddess, Diana Freid is obsessed with Death, and Life. Day job – Creative Arts Therapist at Benedictine Psych. Memorable achievements — hiked 35 mountains in the Catskills, performed at opening of Tivoli Erotic Art Show (with her dog!), spent two nights in jail while 9 months pregnant. And, before you ask, the accent in pure Far Rockaway.


leif grundLeif Grund is a writer actor stand-up comic or he would be if he actually lived on planet earth. He spends too much of his time trying to figure out how people tolerate the brevity of the 24 hour day and the stupidity of “civilization.” He is an astrologer, health researcher, and loves to dance the night away.


ida hakkila
Ida Hakkila is a singer, comedy writer and DJ. Host of The Heavy Light Show at Radio Woodstock, she’s been a DJ in New York City at 92-3 K-Rock and Q104.3; she’s written jokes for The Late Show with David Letterman, and performed at several “Stories at the Moth.”


rory-kelschRory Kelsch grew up in Lake Carmel, NY — once a summer getaway for middle-class families from The Bronx and now its full-fledged satellite. She’s worked as a writer, editor, and Off-Broadway actress. Rory currently writes for the website, www.betwixtgirls.com — a lifestyle website for “tween” girls. She lives in New Jersey with her husband and two children.


lara-noelLara Noël is a Hudson Valley native with a long history of leaving and coming back. As a mom of 4 girls and a homeowner in her 3rd year, it appears she’s growing roots. Unapologetic and brutally honest, her focus is to wake the masses and make the invisible, visible. With one foot in heavy metal music and the other in the tranquil Catskill Mountains, she’s mastering the art of balance, often while nursing a potent cup of coffee.


Eden O'ClairEden O’Clair: Angsty teenage mer-person blogger who loves sweaters, robots, and playing the ukulele.


ed-romanoffEd Romanoff, Musician, Writer, Entrepreneur, is the CEO of a corporate storytelling firm. His debut album was a 2012 Radio Top 100, and awarded Song of the Year by the Nashville Songwriters Association. He recently discovered that he’s not Russian as he’d always believed, but Irish, and is writing a book about uncovering his true identity. He lives in Manhattan and Woodstock with his rescue dog, Freckles.


brandon-tomassetti
Brandon Tomassetti left working in television in his native Los Angeles to raise babies and write in Woodstock. An Ulster County Fair blue and red ribbon winner in the cookie category, he likes to tell people he won the blue and red ribbons at the Ulster County Fair for his cookies.


aaron-weisblattAaron Weisblatt had an early success with his first documentary called SAM, which was nominated for an Oscar. He has worked in the film industry for over 30 years in Los Angeles and New York and currently produces online video content for the Omega Institute. He lives in Uptown Kingston and is currently finishing a draft on a feature script.


melissa-woodsMelissa Wood is the Accordionist with the Rosendale Improvement Association Brass Band and Social Club. Currently she is polishing her book of poems about herbs and flowers. She studies etymology, builds objects sculptural and functional, and is a multi-instrumentalist living in New York’s playland, the Hudson Valley. She also teaches English Language Arts. View her poetry and essays at honeybeewood.wordpress.com.


the judges

bryan-graham-fruitionFrom a young age, Bryan Graham has been passionate about both chocolate and food. At age 16, Bryan became a baking and pastry apprentice at the Bear Café in Woodstock, where he quickly rose to become Assistant Pastry Chef and then Pastry Chef at age 18. Five years later, Bryan continued his education at the Culinary Institute of America in Hyde Park. Since, Bryan has educated himself on the science, technique, and craft of handmade chocolate. Bryan founded Fruition Chocolate Works and Confectionery in 2011 in Shokan.


anna rexiaAnna Rexia is a giant sparkly monster from Cooper Lake and has recently been seen crashing parties and making faces at Ulster County locals. She comes from a long line of Woodstock artists and continues that tradition with her own brand of creative weirdness.


ron-van-warmerRon VanWarmer gave up a promising career managing a porno movie theater in Delaware to move to Woodstock in 1979 with few regrets. He started working at Radio Woodstock in 1980 and has been there on and off ever since. Some day he wants to get a real job. For the past 33 years, he has been married to Author, Mother and Comedian Hester Mundis, which is his greatest success.

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Weathering the Storm

November 14, 2014 By Martha Frankel

THE STORYTELLERS

Weathering the Storm

There are all kinds of storms happening, within and around each of us every day and yet somehow…
we get through them.

Even the most turbulent times churn out results that we couldn’t have ever imagined.

How do people make it through these shaky situations?

Are they feeling like a champ, or completely defeated?

Cool as a cucumber, a hero, hiding in a closet or under a table, or maybe even completely unaware?

Batten down the hatches because our next StorySlams is all about Weathering the Storm.

And like the best things in life, storyslams.com is a contest!

The winner will receive a Woodstock Writers Festival bag, chock-a-block with all kinds of groovy things: books, food, chocolate, gift certificates, and who knows what else!

Wine, cookies, water and good vibes will be served, on the house.

Join us on Wednesday, November 12th at Nevessa, 7:30PM.

the hosts

martha frankel


Martha Frankel
has weathered many storms, some of her own making. She wouldn’t trade any of them in for a day at the beach, although for a month she’d sell her soul.

Headshot of Martha Frankel by Franco Vogt



kris garnier
Kris Garnier believes that sunny days are way over rated.

Headshot of Kris Garnier by Ilene Cutler



the storytellers

Bev Donofrio
Bev Donofrio is an ex-teen mom, a serial memoirist, a children’s book author even though mostly she can’t stand kids, the new owner of a dog she tries not to kick, and the member of a rosary group, trying her damnedest to be loving, kind and patient. So far, it’s not working.



kathleen-harris
Kathleen McKitty Harris is a writer, native New Yorker, wife and mother living in northern New Jersey with her husband, two children and neurotic Dalmatian. She has been writing since the age of six, when she penned — actually, crayoned — a story about a hunter named Mr. Strunsenfeusel, and a talking squirrel.



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Will Lytle has had the fortune to be well-travelled, though his means of getting around often result in the weathering of some nasty shitstorms.



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Betty MacDonald, writer, sculptor, improv actor and non violin-nist, is the mother of two and grandmother of eleven. Currently she is writing a memoir, All My Monsters Are Dead or What’s Good About Old Age.



doug-motelDoug Motel is a storyteller, author, husband (married to singer Carrie Wykoff) and dad to a precocious 8 year old. After running away from home and moving to Manhattan as a teen, he showcased his unique brand of character comedy in all of the known stand-up clubs and funky downtown performance spaces of the 1980’s. Moving to Los Angeles in the hopes of selling out, Doug did a series of un-noteworthy roles on network television and in indie film but managed to score awards and great press for several of his one-person plays which include MIND SALAD, SHIVA ARMS, PRAESTIGIUM and STARDUST. Doug now resides in Rosendale where he intends to be buried.



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Evie Preston has been involved in the performing arts since her early 20’s. After studying mime, dance, choreography and piano she switched gears and has been a practicing psychotherapist for the past 26 years. During this time, she has turned to memoir writing, poetry and storytelling as her artistic form of expression. Evie lives in Woodstock, has a 20 year old daughter and is happily divorced.



ilyse_simon
Ilyse Simon may be found baking gluten free cilantro cookies in her kitchen, filming “Frozen” parodies with her six year old, or reading distracting legal thrillers. After living as a renegade peace activist she signed the adult contract, got married, and has a full time job as a mom and dietitian. She lives and works in Kingston.



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Amy Summers loves to play with words, she is a performer, artist, and Mermaid Queen. She is the Instructor/Founder of Aquoga (Ah/Quo/Ga) Aquatic classes for Body & Mind. Excerpts from Amy’s memoir in progress can be found on her blog The Daily Muse by Amy Summers.




jane-traum
Jane Traum was born in the shadow of The Yankee Stadium but has been a full time resident of Woodstock since 1967 where she and her husband raised 3 kids. She is the co founder of Homespun Music Instruction and is passionate about gardening and table tennis.



gordon-wemp
Gordon Wemp grew up in the 60s, trying to remember the 70s, won’t talk about the 80s and had children in the 90s. As the son of an artist he’s been a carpenter, an illustrator, a singer/songwriter, a script writer (anyone want to hear my pitches?), a poet, and a politician. Creating is the key. When all else fails? Turn on the game.



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StorySlam Singers

Musical interludes arranged and performed by
Kris Garnier, Chris Anderson, Desiree O’Clair & Babs Mansfield



the judges

ida hakkila
Ida Hakkila is a singer, comedy writer and DJ. Host of The Heavy Light Show at Radio Woodstock, she’s been a DJ in New York City at 92-3 K-Rock and Q104.3; she’s written jokes for The Late Show with David Letterman, and performed at several “Stories at the Moth.” Sometimes she sings in public. Her favorite way of weathering the storm is to fill Ziplock bags with water and put them in the freezer, so that her probiotics won’t go bad when the power goes out.



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Lifestyle photographer Phil Mansfield has survived the devastating loss of his son, untimely death of his mother and a midnight squall during a Regatta in the English Channel. “Music, comedy, good company and a fresh can of Spaghettios with Franks get me through every time.”



Nan Tepper Web Designer
Web designer Nan Tepper has weathered many storms….She was yanked from the cultural smorgasbord of Manhattan at 7 and forced to grow up in the strip mall that is Long Island. As soon as she could, she raced back to Manhattan just in time for the beginning of the AIDS crisis, and after losing too many friends to count, took a chance and moved up to the Hudson Valley. Now the only storms she needs to deal with are the ones that come with winter.

Winners:

1st Place: Will Lytle: A Small Triumph
2nd Place: Ilyse Simon: My Mother, the Class 3 Hurricane
3rd Place: Amy Summers: Listen to the Whisper

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FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD! 9-10-2014

September 10, 2014 By Martha Frankel

Food, Glorious Food!

Your best food memory? Worst? Latest food craze? What do you eat? What would you NEVER eat?
Diets that work or don’t? Drastic measures, miraculous outcomes…?
Our relationship with food is so complicated!

Our storytellers will: Make us salivate. Convince us to give just one thing up for Lent. Use the word “bacon” more than once. That we guarantee.

And like the best things in life, storyslams.com is a contest!

The winner will receive a Woodstock Writers Festival bag, chock-a-block with all kinds of groovy things:
books, food, chocolate, gift certificates, and who knows what else!

Wine, cookies, water and good vibes will be served, on the house.



Join us on Wednesday, September 10th at Nevessa, 7:30PM.

the hosts

martha frankel

Martha Frankel used to aspire to be one of those women who said, at 6PM, “Oh my god, I forgot to eat anything all day!” Now she aspires to slap them.

Headshot of Martha Frankel by Franco Vogt



kris garnier
Kris Garnier had a crush on Tony the Tiger.
She was attracted by his enthusiasm,
although she preferred the taste of Rice Krispies
and was sure that eating Lucky Charms would give her magical powers.

Headshot of Kris Garnier by Ilene Cutler



the storytellers

Susan Barnett
Susan Barnett has a fine collection of unpublished works, including novels and short stories, as well as one collection of short stories, “The View From Outside,” published by Hen House Press. She grew up in Woodstock and came back to stay after – of course – she met a man. She’s currently writing a novel inspired by her home town and a non-fiction book inspired by the tree that nearly impaled her.



sarah bowen
Sarah Bowen has been writing technical and marketing copy for over 20 years. She readily admits having sold out to The Man in order to finance her extensive travel addiction. Her first book, based on her experiences as an irreverent preacher’s kid, is slated for publication in April 2015.



julie evans
Julie Evans is a columnist; essayist, inspirational writer, teacher and host of the television program Just Say So. She has just completed her memoir entitled Joy Road. At Empire State College she offers studies ranging from Native American Narratives to Therapeutic Writing. With degrees in Holistic Health, Pastoral Counseling, Mentoring Theory and Narrative Therapy, Julie believes that words are our best medicine and strives to find the cures that only writing can reveal.




bart everly
Bart Everly is a former photographer, now a filmmaker, currently working on a project entitled ‘Velvet Vision’. The film is fiscally sponsored by NYFA and has been awarded grants from NYSCA, the Peter Reed Foundation and the Jerome Foundation. He is also writing a memoir about his life as a photographer in New York, London and Los Angeles.



steven lewis
Steven Lewis: Married 46 years (7 kids, 16 grandkids–and counting), I am a longtime freelance writer and a member of the Sarah Lawrence College Writing Institute faculty. My work has been published widely, from the notable to the beyond obscure (see www.stevelewiswriter.com). During much of the Sixties I was writing self-indulgent poetry in Madison, Wisconsin—primarily to meet girls—but along the way I met the poet James Hazard who gave me a flashlight to navigate my way through the self-reflective shadows and into what I now understand is the illuminating voice. I carry it daily up to my writing space in the Shawangunk Mountains and into workshops up and down the Hudson River and across the windy beaches of Hatteras Island, NC.



desirée o'clair
Desirée O’Clair: The daughter of a chef from Hog Eye, North Carolina and a Puerto Rican girl from Brooklyn, Desirée O’Clair was so ugly as a baby, they tied a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her, and she got so fat that now she’s on both sides of the family. Raised on rice and beans, country ham biscuits, and collard greens, her blood type is KFC and when she cries, her tears are Red Eye Gravy. She moved to New York thinking the Subway system meant you got a sandwich at every stop, and she longs for the days when fast meant promiscuous.



Eden O'ClairEden O’Clair: Angsty teenage mer-person blogger who loves sweaters, robots, and playing the ukulele.



farrell reynolds
Farrell Reynolds: Born and raised in the Inwood neighborhood of NYC, spent thirty years working on the business side of the television industry. He has also worked as a longshoreman, served four years as a U.S. Naval Officer in Viet Nam and the Philippines, is active in Ulster county community theatre, is a Hospice volunteer and thoroughly enjoys living in Woodstock with his wife Margaret Mary and, living close by, his daughter Megan.



robert burke warren
Robert Burke Warren is a writer, performer, and teacher. He’s traveled the world as a rock and roll bass player, written songs with Rosanne Cash, and performed the lead in the London production of Buddy: The Buddy Holly Story, but these days he mostly chops wood, meets deadlines, and gives guitar lessons on his porch. His sex, drugs, kids, and rock and roll novel Feedback will be available soon.

Headshot of Robert Burke Warren by Franco Vogt



Robert B Wyatt
Robert B. Wyatt has been editor-in-chief of several New York City publishing houses over the years and is now president of A Wyatt Book, Inc.

He is author of JAM & THE BOX and a companion novella, THE FLUFFYS & THE BOX.

An autobiographical fantasy, ADVENTURES OF A HOUSE AND ITS BOOKS is in the works and will soon be issued in a variety of formats with an accompanying blog.



the judges

Abbe Aronson
Abbe Aronson is the founder and head of Abbe Does It, a PR/publicity, marketing and event planning company based here in Woodstock. Prior to moving to the Hudson Valley in 2006, she worked as interiors and trend editor/writer for a coterie of magazines. And while she’s always been a champion eater and foodie, it was the relocation to Woodstock that ignited the cook in her. Today, when she’s not cooking up something for clients, she’s forever in the kitchen.



Kevin ChristoforaKevin Christofora has been knee deep in food since he can remember. He would rather be playing/teaching/watching baseball, but hey, what can you do? His family’s business, Woodstock Meats, is where Woodstock meets!




Aaron ReznyAaron Rezny has been a well-known food photographer in NYC for over 20 years. His work has been featured in major marketing campaigns for Nestle, Duncan Hines, Kellogg’s, Russell Stover, Nabisco, and Applebee’s among other brands. His work has also appeared in New York Magazine, Bon Appetite, Food & Wine, and The Wall Street Journal.

His book Eating Delancey: A Celebration of Jewish Food will be published by powerHouse Books in Dec 2014.

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