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Real Stories for Real People

Every Summer Has A Story

March 17, 2015 By Martha Frankel

THE STORYTELLERS

Every Summer Has A Story

January 9, 2015 – Utopia Soundstage

From lazy days at the pool to scary stories around the campfire, summer evokes memories that cannot be recreated in any other season.

Our storytellers will make you remember that first kiss, that first pina colada, that first trip to the ER because you fell asleep in the sun at the beach in Miami because Joey G promised to wake you when he got back but he lied and went for a ride with Paula K… you know, stories like that!

Our next storyslams.com— Every Summer Has A Story
And like the best things in life, storyslams.com is a contest!

The winner will receive a Woodstock Writers Festival bag, chock-a-block with all kinds of groovy things: books, food, chocolate, gift certificates, and who knows what else! Plus the winner is guaranteed a spot at the Woodstock Writers Festival Story Slam on March 19, 2015.

Wine, cookies, water and good vibes will be served, on the house.

Join us on Friday, January 9, 2015 at Utopia Soundstage in Bearsville NY at 7:30PM.

the hosts

martha frankelMartha Frankel pictures herself as a girl of summer. Even in winter. Especially in winter.

Headshot of Martha Frankel by Franco Vogt


kris garnierKris Garnier Summertime…. hmmm….Lyme inducing ticks, suffocating humidity, itchy mosquito bites, and sweating profusely… Ugh! I think the best thing about summer is being inside, lounging on the couch, the AC on high, with a stack of page turners!​

Headshot of Kris Garnier by Ilene Cutler


the storytellers

diana-freidPuppy princess, bluebird queen, named after the Goddess, Diana Freid is obsessed with Death, and Life. Day job – Creative Arts Therapist at Benedictine Psych. Memorable achievements — hiked 35 mountains in the Catskills, performed at opening of Tivoli Erotic Art Show (with her dog!), spent two nights in jail while 9 months pregnant. And, before you ask, the accent in pure Far Rockaway.


leif grundLeif Grund is a writer actor stand-up comic or he would be if he actually lived on planet earth. He spends too much of his time trying to figure out how people tolerate the brevity of the 24 hour day and the stupidity of “civilization.” He is an astrologer, health researcher, and loves to dance the night away.


ida hakkila
Ida Hakkila is a singer, comedy writer and DJ. Host of The Heavy Light Show at Radio Woodstock, she’s been a DJ in New York City at 92-3 K-Rock and Q104.3; she’s written jokes for The Late Show with David Letterman, and performed at several “Stories at the Moth.”


rory-kelschRory Kelsch grew up in Lake Carmel, NY — once a summer getaway for middle-class families from The Bronx and now its full-fledged satellite. She’s worked as a writer, editor, and Off-Broadway actress. Rory currently writes for the website, www.betwixtgirls.com — a lifestyle website for “tween” girls. She lives in New Jersey with her husband and two children.


lara-noelLara Noël is a Hudson Valley native with a long history of leaving and coming back. As a mom of 4 girls and a homeowner in her 3rd year, it appears she’s growing roots. Unapologetic and brutally honest, her focus is to wake the masses and make the invisible, visible. With one foot in heavy metal music and the other in the tranquil Catskill Mountains, she’s mastering the art of balance, often while nursing a potent cup of coffee.


Eden O'ClairEden O’Clair: Angsty teenage mer-person blogger who loves sweaters, robots, and playing the ukulele.


ed-romanoffEd Romanoff, Musician, Writer, Entrepreneur, is the CEO of a corporate storytelling firm. His debut album was a 2012 Radio Top 100, and awarded Song of the Year by the Nashville Songwriters Association. He recently discovered that he’s not Russian as he’d always believed, but Irish, and is writing a book about uncovering his true identity. He lives in Manhattan and Woodstock with his rescue dog, Freckles.


brandon-tomassetti
Brandon Tomassetti left working in television in his native Los Angeles to raise babies and write in Woodstock. An Ulster County Fair blue and red ribbon winner in the cookie category, he likes to tell people he won the blue and red ribbons at the Ulster County Fair for his cookies.


aaron-weisblattAaron Weisblatt had an early success with his first documentary called SAM, which was nominated for an Oscar. He has worked in the film industry for over 30 years in Los Angeles and New York and currently produces online video content for the Omega Institute. He lives in Uptown Kingston and is currently finishing a draft on a feature script.


melissa-woodsMelissa Wood is the Accordionist with the Rosendale Improvement Association Brass Band and Social Club. Currently she is polishing her book of poems about herbs and flowers. She studies etymology, builds objects sculptural and functional, and is a multi-instrumentalist living in New York’s playland, the Hudson Valley. She also teaches English Language Arts. View her poetry and essays at honeybeewood.wordpress.com.


the judges

bryan-graham-fruitionFrom a young age, Bryan Graham has been passionate about both chocolate and food. At age 16, Bryan became a baking and pastry apprentice at the Bear Café in Woodstock, where he quickly rose to become Assistant Pastry Chef and then Pastry Chef at age 18. Five years later, Bryan continued his education at the Culinary Institute of America in Hyde Park. Since, Bryan has educated himself on the science, technique, and craft of handmade chocolate. Bryan founded Fruition Chocolate Works and Confectionery in 2011 in Shokan.


anna rexiaAnna Rexia is a giant sparkly monster from Cooper Lake and has recently been seen crashing parties and making faces at Ulster County locals. She comes from a long line of Woodstock artists and continues that tradition with her own brand of creative weirdness.


ron-van-warmerRon VanWarmer gave up a promising career managing a porno movie theater in Delaware to move to Woodstock in 1979 with few regrets. He started working at Radio Woodstock in 1980 and has been there on and off ever since. Some day he wants to get a real job. For the past 33 years, he has been married to Author, Mother and Comedian Hester Mundis, which is his greatest success.

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Weathering the Storm

November 14, 2014 By Martha Frankel

THE STORYTELLERS

Weathering the Storm

There are all kinds of storms happening, within and around each of us every day and yet somehow…
we get through them.

Even the most turbulent times churn out results that we couldn’t have ever imagined.

How do people make it through these shaky situations?

Are they feeling like a champ, or completely defeated?

Cool as a cucumber, a hero, hiding in a closet or under a table, or maybe even completely unaware?

Batten down the hatches because our next StorySlams is all about Weathering the Storm.

And like the best things in life, storyslams.com is a contest!

The winner will receive a Woodstock Writers Festival bag, chock-a-block with all kinds of groovy things: books, food, chocolate, gift certificates, and who knows what else!

Wine, cookies, water and good vibes will be served, on the house.

Join us on Wednesday, November 12th at Nevessa, 7:30PM.

the hosts

martha frankel


Martha Frankel
has weathered many storms, some of her own making. She wouldn’t trade any of them in for a day at the beach, although for a month she’d sell her soul.

Headshot of Martha Frankel by Franco Vogt



kris garnier
Kris Garnier believes that sunny days are way over rated.

Headshot of Kris Garnier by Ilene Cutler



the storytellers

Bev Donofrio
Bev Donofrio is an ex-teen mom, a serial memoirist, a children’s book author even though mostly she can’t stand kids, the new owner of a dog she tries not to kick, and the member of a rosary group, trying her damnedest to be loving, kind and patient. So far, it’s not working.



kathleen-harris
Kathleen McKitty Harris is a writer, native New Yorker, wife and mother living in northern New Jersey with her husband, two children and neurotic Dalmatian. She has been writing since the age of six, when she penned — actually, crayoned — a story about a hunter named Mr. Strunsenfeusel, and a talking squirrel.



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Will Lytle has had the fortune to be well-travelled, though his means of getting around often result in the weathering of some nasty shitstorms.



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Betty MacDonald, writer, sculptor, improv actor and non violin-nist, is the mother of two and grandmother of eleven. Currently she is writing a memoir, All My Monsters Are Dead or What’s Good About Old Age.



doug-motelDoug Motel is a storyteller, author, husband (married to singer Carrie Wykoff) and dad to a precocious 8 year old. After running away from home and moving to Manhattan as a teen, he showcased his unique brand of character comedy in all of the known stand-up clubs and funky downtown performance spaces of the 1980’s. Moving to Los Angeles in the hopes of selling out, Doug did a series of un-noteworthy roles on network television and in indie film but managed to score awards and great press for several of his one-person plays which include MIND SALAD, SHIVA ARMS, PRAESTIGIUM and STARDUST. Doug now resides in Rosendale where he intends to be buried.



evie_preston
Evie Preston has been involved in the performing arts since her early 20’s. After studying mime, dance, choreography and piano she switched gears and has been a practicing psychotherapist for the past 26 years. During this time, she has turned to memoir writing, poetry and storytelling as her artistic form of expression. Evie lives in Woodstock, has a 20 year old daughter and is happily divorced.



ilyse_simon
Ilyse Simon may be found baking gluten free cilantro cookies in her kitchen, filming “Frozen” parodies with her six year old, or reading distracting legal thrillers. After living as a renegade peace activist she signed the adult contract, got married, and has a full time job as a mom and dietitian. She lives and works in Kingston.



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Amy Summers loves to play with words, she is a performer, artist, and Mermaid Queen. She is the Instructor/Founder of Aquoga (Ah/Quo/Ga) Aquatic classes for Body & Mind. Excerpts from Amy’s memoir in progress can be found on her blog The Daily Muse by Amy Summers.




jane-traum
Jane Traum was born in the shadow of The Yankee Stadium but has been a full time resident of Woodstock since 1967 where she and her husband raised 3 kids. She is the co founder of Homespun Music Instruction and is passionate about gardening and table tennis.



gordon-wemp
Gordon Wemp grew up in the 60s, trying to remember the 70s, won’t talk about the 80s and had children in the 90s. As the son of an artist he’s been a carpenter, an illustrator, a singer/songwriter, a script writer (anyone want to hear my pitches?), a poet, and a politician. Creating is the key. When all else fails? Turn on the game.



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StorySlam Singers

Musical interludes arranged and performed by
Kris Garnier, Chris Anderson, Desiree O’Clair & Babs Mansfield



the judges

ida hakkila
Ida Hakkila is a singer, comedy writer and DJ. Host of The Heavy Light Show at Radio Woodstock, she’s been a DJ in New York City at 92-3 K-Rock and Q104.3; she’s written jokes for The Late Show with David Letterman, and performed at several “Stories at the Moth.” Sometimes she sings in public. Her favorite way of weathering the storm is to fill Ziplock bags with water and put them in the freezer, so that her probiotics won’t go bad when the power goes out.



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Lifestyle photographer Phil Mansfield has survived the devastating loss of his son, untimely death of his mother and a midnight squall during a Regatta in the English Channel. “Music, comedy, good company and a fresh can of Spaghettios with Franks get me through every time.”



Nan Tepper Web Designer
Web designer Nan Tepper has weathered many storms….She was yanked from the cultural smorgasbord of Manhattan at 7 and forced to grow up in the strip mall that is Long Island. As soon as she could, she raced back to Manhattan just in time for the beginning of the AIDS crisis, and after losing too many friends to count, took a chance and moved up to the Hudson Valley. Now the only storms she needs to deal with are the ones that come with winter.

Winners:

1st Place: Will Lytle: A Small Triumph
2nd Place: Ilyse Simon: My Mother, the Class 3 Hurricane
3rd Place: Amy Summers: Listen to the Whisper

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FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD! 9-10-2014

September 10, 2014 By Martha Frankel

Food, Glorious Food!

Your best food memory? Worst? Latest food craze? What do you eat? What would you NEVER eat?
Diets that work or don’t? Drastic measures, miraculous outcomes…?
Our relationship with food is so complicated!

Our storytellers will: Make us salivate. Convince us to give just one thing up for Lent. Use the word “bacon” more than once. That we guarantee.

And like the best things in life, storyslams.com is a contest!

The winner will receive a Woodstock Writers Festival bag, chock-a-block with all kinds of groovy things:
books, food, chocolate, gift certificates, and who knows what else!

Wine, cookies, water and good vibes will be served, on the house.



Join us on Wednesday, September 10th at Nevessa, 7:30PM.

the hosts

martha frankel

Martha Frankel used to aspire to be one of those women who said, at 6PM, “Oh my god, I forgot to eat anything all day!” Now she aspires to slap them.

Headshot of Martha Frankel by Franco Vogt



kris garnier
Kris Garnier had a crush on Tony the Tiger.
She was attracted by his enthusiasm,
although she preferred the taste of Rice Krispies
and was sure that eating Lucky Charms would give her magical powers.

Headshot of Kris Garnier by Ilene Cutler



the storytellers

Susan Barnett
Susan Barnett has a fine collection of unpublished works, including novels and short stories, as well as one collection of short stories, “The View From Outside,” published by Hen House Press. She grew up in Woodstock and came back to stay after – of course – she met a man. She’s currently writing a novel inspired by her home town and a non-fiction book inspired by the tree that nearly impaled her.



sarah bowen
Sarah Bowen has been writing technical and marketing copy for over 20 years. She readily admits having sold out to The Man in order to finance her extensive travel addiction. Her first book, based on her experiences as an irreverent preacher’s kid, is slated for publication in April 2015.



julie evans
Julie Evans is a columnist; essayist, inspirational writer, teacher and host of the television program Just Say So. She has just completed her memoir entitled Joy Road. At Empire State College she offers studies ranging from Native American Narratives to Therapeutic Writing. With degrees in Holistic Health, Pastoral Counseling, Mentoring Theory and Narrative Therapy, Julie believes that words are our best medicine and strives to find the cures that only writing can reveal.




bart everly
Bart Everly is a former photographer, now a filmmaker, currently working on a project entitled ‘Velvet Vision’. The film is fiscally sponsored by NYFA and has been awarded grants from NYSCA, the Peter Reed Foundation and the Jerome Foundation. He is also writing a memoir about his life as a photographer in New York, London and Los Angeles.



steven lewis
Steven Lewis: Married 46 years (7 kids, 16 grandkids–and counting), I am a longtime freelance writer and a member of the Sarah Lawrence College Writing Institute faculty. My work has been published widely, from the notable to the beyond obscure (see www.stevelewiswriter.com). During much of the Sixties I was writing self-indulgent poetry in Madison, Wisconsin—primarily to meet girls—but along the way I met the poet James Hazard who gave me a flashlight to navigate my way through the self-reflective shadows and into what I now understand is the illuminating voice. I carry it daily up to my writing space in the Shawangunk Mountains and into workshops up and down the Hudson River and across the windy beaches of Hatteras Island, NC.



desirée o'clair
Desirée O’Clair: The daughter of a chef from Hog Eye, North Carolina and a Puerto Rican girl from Brooklyn, Desirée O’Clair was so ugly as a baby, they tied a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her, and she got so fat that now she’s on both sides of the family. Raised on rice and beans, country ham biscuits, and collard greens, her blood type is KFC and when she cries, her tears are Red Eye Gravy. She moved to New York thinking the Subway system meant you got a sandwich at every stop, and she longs for the days when fast meant promiscuous.



Eden O'ClairEden O’Clair: Angsty teenage mer-person blogger who loves sweaters, robots, and playing the ukulele.



farrell reynolds
Farrell Reynolds: Born and raised in the Inwood neighborhood of NYC, spent thirty years working on the business side of the television industry. He has also worked as a longshoreman, served four years as a U.S. Naval Officer in Viet Nam and the Philippines, is active in Ulster county community theatre, is a Hospice volunteer and thoroughly enjoys living in Woodstock with his wife Margaret Mary and, living close by, his daughter Megan.



robert burke warren
Robert Burke Warren is a writer, performer, and teacher. He’s traveled the world as a rock and roll bass player, written songs with Rosanne Cash, and performed the lead in the London production of Buddy: The Buddy Holly Story, but these days he mostly chops wood, meets deadlines, and gives guitar lessons on his porch. His sex, drugs, kids, and rock and roll novel Feedback will be available soon.

Headshot of Robert Burke Warren by Franco Vogt



Robert B Wyatt
Robert B. Wyatt has been editor-in-chief of several New York City publishing houses over the years and is now president of A Wyatt Book, Inc.

He is author of JAM & THE BOX and a companion novella, THE FLUFFYS & THE BOX.

An autobiographical fantasy, ADVENTURES OF A HOUSE AND ITS BOOKS is in the works and will soon be issued in a variety of formats with an accompanying blog.



the judges

Abbe Aronson
Abbe Aronson is the founder and head of Abbe Does It, a PR/publicity, marketing and event planning company based here in Woodstock. Prior to moving to the Hudson Valley in 2006, she worked as interiors and trend editor/writer for a coterie of magazines. And while she’s always been a champion eater and foodie, it was the relocation to Woodstock that ignited the cook in her. Today, when she’s not cooking up something for clients, she’s forever in the kitchen.



Kevin ChristoforaKevin Christofora has been knee deep in food since he can remember. He would rather be playing/teaching/watching baseball, but hey, what can you do? His family’s business, Woodstock Meats, is where Woodstock meets!




Aaron ReznyAaron Rezny has been a well-known food photographer in NYC for over 20 years. His work has been featured in major marketing campaigns for Nestle, Duncan Hines, Kellogg’s, Russell Stover, Nabisco, and Applebee’s among other brands. His work has also appeared in New York Magazine, Bon Appetite, Food & Wine, and The Wall Street Journal.

His book Eating Delancey: A Celebration of Jewish Food will be published by powerHouse Books in Dec 2014.

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